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SARAH JACOBSON - To play herself was a bit of a stretch but her sarcastic nature and generally whorish demeanor made it an easy fit.  She's currently a nurse, her bedside manner has been described as fully erect.  She is not really a whore, but after enough mojitos, she can "act" like one.   So maybe this is her second acting role.

 

 

ELIZABETH SCHOTTLAND -  She was first featured in the John Frankenhiemer film "Path To War".  She is the only member of the cast with film experience which she will remind you of over and over again.  Even if you don't ask her.  I mean it never stops!   She is currently in school to learn stuff.  Her acting career seems to hinge on the Director's career.

 

 

GALEN UMBERGER - Galen was a male hooker who was hired by Sarah and Liz  to get their "creative juices" flowing.  It wasn't his undulating gluteus that caught their eye but rather his constant over-enunciation which inspired them to bring him to the director.  As it turned out, he was also the only one who the body hair would stick to (no adhesive needed).  He is currently living his life.

 

 

JENNIFER BOTWICK - A personal trainer by trade, she was discovered while yelling at Christian to work his fat ass harder in the gym.  He thought, "I should cast her in something, then I can boss HER around."  And that's what he did.   Aside from her need to whistle loudly every 17 minutes, she's perfectly normal.  She does get night sweats but I don't see how that's relevant.

 

 

MARY HALL - Mary is a nurse who currently also serves in the Army.  It was rumored that she killed a guy she was dating after he forgot to call her "the next day".   That toughness brought an interesting flavor to her role in the film.   Though she dated Christian for a short time they are no longer together.  He still calls her religiously, mostly out of fear.

 

 

AVY P.- Her original 36 lines were cut in editing.  Her powerful and moving performance plunging the depths of love and a refreshing monologue on the meaning of life was reduced to dropping off coffee in the coffee shop because the emotion and genuine quality her performance embodied didn't fit in with what we were going for in this film.   She is currently punching me.

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